June 2011
1 post
The fifteenth of June, 2011 marks the presence of a full lunar eclipse.
August 2010
3 posts
Everyone knows that...SHIT HAPPENS
Capitalism: This is MY shit!
Zionism: Shit is inevitable
Ahmish: Modern things are shit
Egyptology: Old ass shit
Cannabisism: Smoke that shit!
Cannibalism: Cow tastes like shit
Nazism: Fuck all that shit
Communism: The public is shit
Hinduism: Holy shit!
Buddhism: Spiritual as shit
Dog: Humans are the shit
Cat: Dogs are shit!
Mouse: Oh shit! A cat!
Alcoholism: Drink like shit
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“Blackberries are for straight up pussies”
– Moustafa Hefnawy
June 2010
4 posts
“The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human...”
– H.P. Lovecraft
Paranormalist - Interlude
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I Hereby Forbid the Female Gender
Apparently, some colossal fuckturd is going all over the country blabbering about some petition to make alcohol in Egypt illegal. He claims it’s because of the following reasons:
1. The crime rate has gone up since alcohol has become more accessible to younger people…Yes, this sounds reasonable enough. But let me get this straight, you’re going to deprive an entire nation...
Test Drive - Phase I
Right, so apparently, this is going to be my first blog post, and in order to make it as enjoyable as humanly possible, I would like to share a dream that I had a few days ago.
I wake up (in the dream, of course), go out to the living room for some coffee, make some coffee, and on my way back to the room, I smell something burning. Slightly bewildered, I rush into my room to find my laptop up in...
